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		<title>WHERE&#8217;S THE INNERNETS WHEN YA NEED IT</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh.  It&#8217;s around. &#160; After sleep.]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/280</link>
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		<title>-Quadriplegics &amp; Murderball.  (classic h00rj)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay girls and boys, sit down and grab a muffin.  It’s time to tell the story of why I’m in a autowheelmochair. It all started with me lettin’ japa-dude1, Keigo, drive my sportsy type japa-vehicamobile.  We were transporting japa-dude2, Friend Painter, to his japa-home at a “japa-excessive rate of speed on japa-no-name road”. Japa-dude1 lost [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/273</link>
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		<title>-Pillow fights.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guy vs. Girl = Fun Guy vs. Guy = Gay Girl vs. Girl = Awesome Guy vs. Pillow = Crazy Pillow vs. Pillow = Crazyawesome Girl vs. Pillow = A Fair Fight &#8220;Oh&#8211; OOoooohhhhh. Dave yer so raaaaaaciiiissst.&#8221; Hay hay Dave. Order a pizza. YES! PIZZAAAAAA!]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/162</link>
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		<title>-My car’s loud again.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s view the running total, shall we? 1st car &#8211; Ford Tempo $200 &#8211; Entire exhaust system removed and left behind while traveling at an excessive rate of speed on a back-wisconsin dirt road. 2nd car &#8211; Ford Probe(with the fancy body-kit to make it look like a mustang) $1200 &#8211; Muffler left dragging after [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/167</link>
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		<title>-DUDE HOLEY CRAP</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever stared at your own nadsack for an extended period of time? I was bored sittin&#8217; there waitin&#8217; for some tard to get back from a &#8220;bio break&#8221;(aka he was takin&#8217; a crap) in CoV, and It felt like that time Mika kicked me in the crotch, so I looked down at jimmy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/169</link>
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		<title>Pokemon I Invented While I Was Drunk « The Bygone Bureau</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is wonderful. Reminds me of the good ol&#8217; days. http://bygonebureau.com/2011/01/10/drunk-pokemon/]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/261</link>
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		<title>-To win a war.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THE ULTIMATE WEAPON Retards. We all know retards possess super-human strength and a great tolerance to pain. So let&#8217;s &#8220;enhance&#8221; them: Steroids. Make them bulk up, increasing their super-human strength to super-bear strength x 2. Painkillers. Vicodin, Percocet, something strong to increase their pain tolerance, possibly numbing them. Football helmets. Protects yer head. And perfectly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/176</link>
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		<title>-Quite possibly the most sexual sound EVAR.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, goto McBurger&#8217;s Chickenbon and get yourself a straw. Not just any straw, the bendy kind. Take it out of the paper (carefully, gently, sensually). Clear your mind, while sitting (or laying) in a quiet room (preferably naked and alone). Hold the straw close to your ear (your good one). Now, take a deep breath, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/182</link>
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		<title>-I had a dream 4: A new mode of travel.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OHMANOHMANohman I sneezed while I was jizzing. I think I hovered. Last night I had another episode of &#8220;Dreams of Ecks Dee, my awexxxome future daughter who&#8217;ll take over the future world.&#8221; This dream takes place some time in the future, Ecks Dee is now five or six years old. I still happen to be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/184</link>
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		<title>-I had a dream 3: Giraffes in the air</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, those of you who have been reading this crap may know that I&#8217;ve been documenting some dreams I&#8217;ve been having about the future mother of my future awesome future daughter who&#8217;ll future take over the future world. Well, I had another awesome dream last night. Continuing the story. This dream takes place after our [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/188</link>
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		<title>-I had a dream 2: The deaf leopard</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night I dremt about meeting Ecks Dee&#8217;s mom. Ya know, the one that exploded in the last dream. Oh, it was a magical moment at a lovely little cross-stitching class. (cross-stitching class?) Yes. I know. But hear me out. We were both there doing community service. (huh?) Shh. Anyway, I was trying to figure [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/190</link>
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		<title>The Problem With Women</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; is they believe the guys who promise to give them the moon. (if someone offered me the moon I&#39;d be a tad bit skeptical)]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/242</link>
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		<title>-I had a dream…</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; and it was awesome. Last night I dreamt that Ecks Dee was born, at the beginning of a rebellion.&#160; Her mom died an explosive death shortly after giving birth to her, so I was running around with her tucked under my arm, duckin&#8217; and dodgin&#8217; and shootin&#8217; and winnin&#8217; against the ninjas. It was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/192</link>
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		<title>Bravesperm</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160;&#160; &#160; The warriors rush onto the battlefield. It is just how they had planned. The towering&#160; shining castle lies the middle of the open field completely unguarded. The occupants apparently oblivious to the oncoming raid. The warriors trudge forward through the muck&#160; readying their weapons&#160; unsure of what awaits them inside the castle&#160; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/234</link>
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		<title>Anime hopefuls of end 2010 early 2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Haiyoru! Nyaruani: Remember My Mr. Lovecraft (dunno, prettysure she kicks ass) &#160; Freezing (pantsu~) &#160; Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? (zombie bears?!) &#160; Gosick (gothic loli. lolwuthair?) &#160; Onii-chan no Koto nanka Zenzen Suki Janain Dakara ne!! (Fanservice) &#160; (New MitsudoMoe mid Jan) &#160; Dragon Crisis! (action. &#160;Random foxgirl?) &#160; http://fractale-anime.com&#160;(not-quite-steam-punk wutairships?) Related:&#160;http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/12/22/top-10-most-anticipated-anime-of-winter-2011/]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/226</link>
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		<title>-dAve&#8217;s background noise of the day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hulu &#8211; Desert Punk: It&#8217;s a classic, haven&#8217;t seen it in a couple years.  Good times.]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/224</link>
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		<title>Just when you thought you were safe on the chair&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[YouTube &#8211; Mowgli: A Bipedal Jumping Robot.]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/222</link>
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		<title>An old classic back from exile.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[YouTube &#8211; &#8220;Cooking by the Book&#8221; A Lil&#8217; Bigger Mix by Mastgrr.]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/218</link>
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		<title>Walkin&#8217; through the woods and you come across this guy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[and he&#39;s all, &#34;Sup.&#34;]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/213</link>
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		<title>DUBBYA BEE h00rj!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[h00rj&#160;has returned, and this time in the form of a mangled&#160;Wordpress&#160;script! For those who don&#39;t know what&#160;h00rj&#160;is, you probably will never quite understand and I don&#39;t think I can explain it. It&#39;s been around since&#160;liek&#8230; 2005 or&#160;someshit. &#160;A&#160;lovechild&#160;of my need to create while drunk. &#160; The original&#160;h00rjscript, created entirely while intoxicated, is still intact somewhere [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/198</link>
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		<title>-To The INTERNET</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember the days when if people got pissed they&#39;d riot in the streets and break stuff? I don&#39;t personally remember it, but ask your parents about it. They&#39;ll tell ya alllll about it. Nowadays people complain via journals on the internet as if someone really gives a shit about what you think and are gonna [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/157</link>
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		<title>Yeah, this is prettymuch what I had in mind for this site</title>
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		<link>http://h00rj.com/154</link>
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		<title>Bearpaws</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Still figgerin&#8217; this iPhone postin&#8217; deal.]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/152</link>
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		<title>Nigger quotes from the Movie Quote Generator Quiz</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=nigger Because. &#8220;Nigger, for lack of a better word, is good.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/147</link>
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		<title>Pineapple, nooooo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bubbly rotten baked pineapple goodness.]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/142</link>
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		<title>Tyrande&#8217;s Favorite Doll</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tyrande&#8217;s Favorite Doll 3 sec cast Tyrande Whisperwind is the high priestess of Elune, and with her recent marriage, she is no longer sole ruler of the night elves. She grew up in the ancient city of Suramar, far from the first Well of Eternity, not far from the brothers Malfurion and Illidan Stormrage. Tyrande&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/105</link>
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		<title>Gif, yes?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://fuzzrug.com/]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/95</link>
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		<title>For which he is not licensed.  (large image test)</title>
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		<link>http://h00rj.com/87</link>
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		<title>Totally a test.</title>
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		<link>http://h00rj.com/68</link>
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		<title>Duke of Earl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[YouTube &#8211; Gene Chandler Duke of Earl. It&#8217;s a deal.]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/66</link>
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		<title>Black Milk — The Great Wave Swim</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Black Milk Clothing Comes in two sizes. &#160;Small and Extra Loli. (related&#160;paraphernalia)]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/56</link>
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		<title>Shower Thoughts #1 How to talk someone into having brain cancer.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The first installment of &#8220;Shower thoughts.&#8221; These are the things I think about while scrubbin&#8217; mah testes. #1 How to talk someone into having brain cancer. I hope this works. &#8220;So, how&#8217;s the tumor?&#8221; &#8220;What tumor?&#8221; &#8220;The cancer&#8230;?&#8221; &#8220;Cancer?&#8221; &#8220;Dude, your brain cancer&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t have brain cancer. What are you talking about?&#8221; &#8220;Holy crap, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/48</link>
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		<title>RANDOM LONGPOST OF WORDS I FOUND SOMEWHERE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Faster Image Insert aims to do one thing right: Moves built-in Media Manager down in a meta-box, right next to main editing panel, so you have full control of the manager: opens it, makes it collapse or hidden from the interface completely. Best of all, is now you can insert image(s) much faster, and precisely where you want [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/36</link>
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		<title>-Let there be kittens aplenty.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1 In the beginning He created the server and the domain. 2 And the server was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the server. And He moved upon the face of the server. 3 And He said, Let there be h00rj: and there was h00rj. 4 And He saw the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/1</link>
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		<title>-Just because it&#8217;s awexome, psh duh.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I say one thing about setting something on fire and everyone assumes I&#8217;m a pyromaniac. Ok, so I am&#8230; just a little bit, but that&#8217;s not the point. It&#8217;s not really the fire I like, it&#8217;s the awesome. Things that&#8217;re awesome are awesome, and fire is the highest level of awesome achievable. Also, fire is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://h00rj.com/164</link>
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